gone in 60 seconds...

today was the annual easter egg hunt dash 'n grab. it's 6,000 plastic eggs filled with 400 lbs of jellybeans covering the length of a soccer field. the premier eggs have paper codes that you can redeem for next to worthless prizes. traditionally, the guy with the loudspeaker counts down from 10 and then bedlam ensues. this year some greedy toddlers jumped the gun and there was no turning them around. so it went like, "10-9-8....go!". lame. luckily i have the incident recorded which will no doubt be called into evidence when this debacle goes to trial.